Friday, March 24, 2006

High Calorie Energy Bars

Tissues and developments in the upstairs!

Oh, Adsl! You were always my mortal enemy and worthy. In Spain, fought for months and months, but you just subdued, working for me. Surely you think you can beat this side of the pond, but you are very wrong! What has happened is nothing but a temporary setback ... and fall down, now. It's been over a month I hope the Verizon DSL. They said that the technician could not come until mid-March. Last week, the same day that the DSL was ready, I received a call. Good and bad news. The good news is that we do not have to be five people in an apartment of four, the hard way that was decided by lot who came and touched me. Murphy was right.

I've been almost a week in the new apartment. The procedures for moving (Ha!) the adsl to the new apartment and they are made, and only have to wait, as usual. Anyway, enough talk about ADSL, we discuss the new apartment:

That bliss. All clean, unused well again. New colleagues are not three Swedes, and talk to each other in English! And as an added bonus, they do not laugh as subnormal. I quickly learned their names, in general we have forgotten. Except my roommate, called Kasper. It seems that everyone call him "like the ghost" when introduced to someone, and he smiles and nods with infinite patience.
Would
bien sacar alguna fotilla. Seré capaz? Quien sabe!

Ah, y acabo de recibir un e-mail del profesor de inglés:






Dear Gang,

I just wrote the midterm and wanted you to know that, in addition to the multiple choice first part, part two will consist of two essays, instead of one. Both of them closed book. The first essay will be the one you know about on "Barn Burning" and the short story. The other will be entirely on poetry. The best way to study for this second essay is to ask yourself "How much do I know about poetry? How much can I write about poetry? "If you find you can not write a lot about poetry, you'll Need to study, study, study till you find you CAN write a very good deal about poetry.


Fan-fuckin-tastic.

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Native Expansion Mount And Blade

Attention news: I'm not crazy.

About three or four months, at night and returning from the supermarket, I walked rather distracted. While I was thinking-you-know crap, from the corner detect eye movement, in my sidewalk and in front of me. Whatever it was, was moving at my speed, keeping the distance.

"A dog" I said quickly, in order to re-think in my stuff. "No, not a dog" eyes I said "do not move like a dog." I sighed, convinced it had to be a dog. Even without looking, they saw an animal that was too big for a cat. But curiously, drag my consciousness to the real world and made the supreme effort to look closely at this thing. Indeed it was a cat, because I had rat tail. And size dog. BUT what the fuck ... Accelerating the pace to reach the bug that while warily around him deeper into the (abandoned at this time) road. I could not noticing it because the bug was immediately surrounded and jumped into the nearest yard. Jardin, incidentally, very dark. So I left the game, but in the months following every time I told the story to someone thought I was either lying or exaggerating.

No more! Today coming back from evening class (ie, again at night) I saw him again. The damn animal crossing the road swaying his huge body as her little legs were moving at full speed. It was slightly comical, if it was not a creature was still very rare for me. Finally I confirm that if it was a rat-sized dog. Just a few segundejos after onset, a guy who was jogging out there comes up to me and says if he had ever seen a "posum" so big in my life. Confessed that he was no expert in "posums" and I asked him what the hell was that. As told me live an "nasty" that are dead. I thanked him for his explanation and went right to my apartment, looking for "posum" in Google.

Did you mean: possum

Ok, whatever. Well then looking possum.



Em ... no. That's not what I saw. Possum look at wikipedia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Possum

A possum is Any of about 63 small to medium-sized arboreal marsupial species native to Australia . Their name derives from the resemblance to the opossum of the Americas



Ajaj! * Click *

opossum http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opossum




THERE IS! That's the thing. I'm not crazy!

* victory dance *




When Threatened or harm, They will "play possum " Mimicking the appearance and smell of a sick or dead animal. The lips are drawn back, teeth are bared, saliva foams around the mouth, and a foul-smelling fluid is secreted from the anal glands. The physiological response is involuntary, rather than a conscious act. Their stiff, curled form can be prodded, turned over, and even carried away. Many injured opossums have been killed by well-meaning people who find a catatonic animal and assume the worst. If you find an injured or apparently dead opossum, the best thing to do is leave it in a quiet place with a clear exit path. In minutes or hours, the animal will regain consciousness and escape quietly on its own.





Can Black People Have Red Eyes

If I can just order my wardrobe, as I sort my head?

Muy a menudo, caminando por la calle, veo o pienso cosas que then quickly forgotten. It is a shame, because thinking and remember is often fun. At this point I have to admit that my memory, I really do not apply to these things (I'm the most senile twenties I've ever met) so the most obvious solution is to start keeping a journal. Je

. Daily. I remember that the concept has always intrigued me a bit. When I bought my first newspaper (which if I remember correctly, it was extremely cheesy and had a padlock!) Wrote one, maybe two pages. Then I completely forget, or worse, I lost interest. Handwriting could be the problem because my handwriting is so bad that sometimes I have trouble understanding it, and frankly, now I write a lot faster with a keyboard. So this will be my second first day.

Frankly, if I have high hopes ... I might be getting tired of this very, very soon. But I will try, dammit.

Plans for this page:
-Unleashing the nonsense that I go through my head.
-related and file stories and events (especially during my stay in the U.S.).

Well, what time is it? Almost four and a half. Buff, I think I'll leave the stories for today for tomorrow.
O after tomorrow.

Julio Cesar: "Then we started well "